JACOB QUARTERMAN: He’s trying to be a better writer, but unfortunately, all of his energy was going into growing his sweet-ass beard. You wanna get in touch with him to tell him how rad he is?
TWITTER – @JacobQuarterman
FACEBOOK – Jacob Quarterman
INSTAGRAM – Jacob Quarterman
KENT WINTHORPE III: He’s a process server by night, but when he’s flyering parking lots during the day, he’s the hero of assholes everywhere. 70% Asshole – 20% Chicken Parts – 10% Genius (according to voters). If he says some shit you don’t like (and he will…trust me), tell him all about it on:
TWITTER – @kwinthorpe3
SETH BEILSKI: A Cleveland sports fan and a fat guy (kinda the same thing), he sells aluminum key chits to suckers. Door-to-door. If he says some shit that is so idiotic that you fail to discover its underlying brilliance, ask for clarification on Twitter. Don’t forget to use small words.
FACEBOOK – The Beilski
TWITTER – @TheBeilski
A gentle soul trying to live that swole life. A lover of animals (particularly cats), and a rocker of balls-off in a bunch of bands, he is also the co-author of PARADISE SUICIDE.
INSTAGRAM – @dereckbrown
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