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The JACOB QUARTERMAN button opens to the links and description of Jacob Quarterman and his social media.

 JACOB QUARTERMAN: He’s trying to be a better writer, but unfortunately, all of his energy was going into growing his sweet-ass beard. You wanna get in touch with him to tell him how rad he is?

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TWITTER – @JacobQuarterman

FACEBOOK – Jacob Quarterman

INSTAGRAM – Jacob Quarterman

The KENT WINTHORPE III button opens to the links and description of Kent Winthorpe III and his social media.

KENT WINTHORPE III: He’s a process server by night, but when he’s flyering parking lots during the day, he’s the hero of assholes everywhere. 70% Asshole – 20% Chicken Parts – 10% Genius (according to voters). If he says some shit you don’t like (and he will…trust me),  tell him all about it on:

TWITTER – @kwinthorpe3

The BEILSKI button opens to the links and description of Seth Beilski and his social media.

SETH BEILSKI: A Cleveland sports fan and a fat guy (kinda the same thing), he sells aluminum key chits to suckers. Door-to-door.  If he says some shit that is so idiotic that you fail to discover its underlying brilliance, ask for clarification on Twitter. Don’t forget to use small words.

FACEBOOK – The Beilski

TWITTER – @TheBeilski

The DERECK BROWN button opens to the links and description of Dereck Brown and his social media.

A gentle soul trying to live that swole life. A lover of animals (particularly cats), and a rocker of balls-off in a bunch of bands, he is also the co-author of PARADISE SUICIDE.

INSTAGRAM – @dereckbrown

 

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