015 – DUDE LOOKS LIKE A . . . DUDE

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A promising start to the Vato Cigars Black Diamond leads to a disappointing finish while we talk about Hillary Clinton, Earth Day, Tim Tebow (he’s so dreamy), OSU’s spring game, Pete Rose, f-bombs, and the NFL is back with the release of the schedule and the upcoming draft and –  holy shit did it ever really leave?!!

014 – LIVE NUDE GIRLS

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The Beilski just got back from Las Vegas, so while we smoke the Diesel Uncut, we talk about Vegas shenanigans, Hillary shenanigans, the worst professional wrestling finishing moves, the NHL overtime loss point, being nice to the wait staff, Britt McHenry, the new Cleveland Browns uniforms, and Justin Beiber, who once was a princess, but now is a mess.

013 – A POEM FOR BOBBY

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While moving closer to budget territory with the Omar Ortez Originals Maduro, we talk about Mrs. Clinton’s gold medal run, more lying liars, California’s water woes, Duke winning it all, the top 5 places to visit before we die, and hockey in Vegas.

Tweet us – @JacobQuarterman, @kwinthorpe3, @TheBeilski

Email us – highpraise@tryingnottosuck.com

012 – THE BEST DAY EVER

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We light up the incredible Man O War Limited Edition Orange County Choppers cigar by AJ Fernandez, and talk about negotiating with Iran, negotiating with Indiana, negotiating with our sexuality, college basketball, professional baseball, and our top 5 best days ever. So far.

011 – MUTAGEN SUCKS

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Even though The Beilski describes himself as “happy and healthy”, KeeWeeThree and I are asking for a clean death. We had colds that were so bad…that the metaphor well ran dry.

Anyhoo, here’s some older audio where we talk about football and politics and the recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles travesty, while smoking the My Father La Antiguedad. Just let me soak in some bourbon, and next week we’ll be ready to rock.

010 – BEHOLD THE POLACHAUN

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While smoking the amazing Oliva Serie V Maduro Especial, we talk about EPA BBQ’s, getting chicken from a fish joint, Microsoft axing Internet Explorer, Netanyahu, Iran, and more basketball. We also talk about our top 5 places to live, and the Jason Statham movie, Wild Card.

That picture terrifies me…

009 – ACADEMIACS

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The Flor de las Antillas by My Father Cigars has some issues as we talk about Social Security lies, email lies, moon landings, Birdman, our favorite movie sequels, and racist douchebags.

I hope Economy Class Eddie still loves us.

ONOMATOPOEIA!

007 – IS YOU IS MY BABY?

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We stuffed ourselves with the new Little Caesars bacon wrapped deep dish (and later regretted it), and smoked the East India Trading Company Rogue Bamboozle. NFL, NBA, ammo bans, and Valley Girl.

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Like, for sure.

006 – CREEPER EYED JOE

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It’s a big one, boys. Bloated on lasagna and Swiss Rolls, we smoke the Man-O-War Ruination Warhorse, and talk about weed stuff, fee stuff, football stuff, and Joe Biden stuff. Also, has Nicolas Cage always been crazy?

Extra stuff: I was in a super nerded-out football pick’em league at work (engineers and physicists make for a ridiculously complicated spreadsheet), and every week throughout the season, the loser of the week got an award. Here is mine for Week 13.

Jacob13

Sometimes, nerds are dicks.