RIP Tom Petty, Danny Lee Bettcher breaks a record, finger vein payment, Blade Runner 2049, Harvey Weinstein sucks, hockey season starts, MLB playoffs, LSU gets trolled, NFL week 4, pickems, and our top 5 comics (alive or dead) we would like to see live.
RIP John Avildsen, Daniel Day Lewis retires, Han Solo gets a new director, the gold-plated idiot, the Georgia 6th district, Illinois going full Venezuela, a Buckeye fan cuts a Michigan lawn, 2017 US Open, NHL, NBA, and our top 5 jacked-up kids toys ever.
Yuba Sharma hates onions, Chernobyl’s new hot spot, Toothphone.net, Reality Winner. . . ain’t, James Comey says, Scooter Gennett, Thad Mata, Stanley Cup finals, NBA finals, did Kevin Durant pass LeBron James, and our top 5 guilty pleasure songs.
Our friends at BREWFONTAINE paired the GISPERT INTENSO with some TOXIC BREW GEM CITY AMBER ALE. A nice clean finish to wash away the heavy smoke. I needed it, too. My beard let me down. I was so sick that my metaphors were replaced with snot. Anyhoo…
RIP Greg Allman, Wonder Woman, AI defeating the humans, Pastafarianism, Kathy Griffin, Trumps pulls out of the Paris Accords, the Bryce Harper and Hunter Strickland slap fight, LSU, Tiger’s DUI, NHL playoffs, NBA playoffs, NFL stuff, and our top 5 summer blockbusters that turned out to be flops.
While The Beilski was in Vegas, Dereck Brown took a shot at the mic. Since he’s a lightweight, he smoked the PERLA DEL MAR PERLA G. I had the RECLUSE AMADEUS HABANO RESERVE paired with WARPED WING’S JOLLY TAR. Go get some. kids!
RIP Sir Roger Moore, Top Gun 2, waltzing robots, drug smuggling pigeons, meanwhile in Key West, Utah trying to jail online bullies, Montana congressional race goes full WWE, Trump’s trip, Uzcategui vs Dirrill, Stanley Cup finals, playoff beard origins, NBA finals, and our top 5 summer movies.
RIP Chris Cornell and Powers Boothe, the male romper, the WannaCry hack, Key West, a new head of the FBI, ESPN breaks up the Mikes, Stipe Miocic KO’s Junior Dos Santos, NHL and NBA playoffs, and our top 5 little people of history.
RIP Big Black, possible M-16 replacement, shark humping, meanwhile in Key West, France surrenders, Trump fired Comey, Dana White sets a deadline, NHL playoffs, NBA playoffs, Matt Harvey, Josh Gordon, and our top 5 movies from the 90’s.
BREWFONTAINE provided us with some High Brow Barista from PLATFORM BEER COMPANY, and I paired it with a Le Carème from CROWNED HEADS. The cigar under performed, while the beer was great. My pairing skills need work.
The Frye Festival, Nabisco did not ruin the OREO, towing icebergs, Key West, the Molinas get fired, a new heavyweight champ, NHL playoffs, Big Baller Brand, NBA playoffs, NFL draft recap, and our top 5 laws that need to be repealed.
There are some audio glitches in this one. Like there’s something wrong with Matrix. Was it ’cause I was drinking while I edited? Maybe…
RIP Jonathan Demme, Bill Nye wants fewer kids in the world, The Rock on the cover of National Review, Meanwhile in Key West, ESPN fires a bunch of people, Trump’s tax plan, The REDS’ bandwagon cam, NHL playoffs, NBA playoffs, Beast Mode is back, the Gareon Conley situation, the 2017 NFL Draft, and our updated top 5 face-punchy list.
As a special treat, here’s a video of KeeWeeThree and The Beilski when their respective teams (Miami and Cleveland) were in the mix for Jabrill Peppers. Enjoy.
We talk about kids still living at home, Caitlyn Jenner is even more official, the Cal Exit leader quits and moves to Russia, Venezuela seizes GM plant, the new book about Hillary, Aaron Hernandez, Tiger Woods, the NHL playoffs, the NBA playoffs, the NFL 2017 schedule, mock draft insanity, and our top 5 promising athletes that pissed it all away.