Taco Bell’s new beer, Mary Waguespack, American Eagle’s jewelry fail, Philly bans bulletproof glass, Russell Simmons and Roy Moore, Net Neutrality, Big Ballin’ in Lithuania, Brandon Dubinsky, OSU football fans, Dirty Michael Bennett, the Dolphins beat the Patriots, Carson Wentz tears his ACL, and our top 5 worst beer ideas.
BREWFONTAINE sent us some BLACK SHEEP STOUT by SEVENTH SON to go with our LIGA PRIVADA NO. 9. The cigar disappointed (I believe it was a storage issue at my local tobacconist), but the beer was outstanding.
Chris Jorgensen’s sandwich, our wrestling personas, Justice League sucks, Gal Gadot is awesome, Stuart Smalley gets gropey, Trump in Asia, Goalie Bob and his unreal save, LeBron is the King of New York, Jerry Jones (owner of the Dallas Cowboys), NFL week 10, pickem’s, and our top 5 pro wrestling jobbers.
Playboy’s new playmate of the month, Chelsea Handler “quits”, Malcolm Applegate takes a walk in the woods, Wayne Winters takes a walk in Utah, George W takes a swipe at Trump, Lowest jobless claims since ’73, MLB Playoffs, NHL playoff format, NBA season tips off, CFB, NFL, pickems, and our top 5 sings about the weather.
RIP Tom Petty, Danny Lee Bettcher breaks a record, finger vein payment, Blade Runner 2049, Harvey Weinstein sucks, hockey season starts, MLB playoffs, LSU gets trolled, NFL week 4, pickems, and our top 5 comics (alive or dead) we would like to see live.
RIP John Avildsen, Daniel Day Lewis retires, Han Solo gets a new director, the gold-plated idiot, the Georgia 6th district, Illinois going full Venezuela, a Buckeye fan cuts a Michigan lawn, 2017 US Open, NHL, NBA, and our top 5 jacked-up kids toys ever.
Yuba Sharma hates onions, Chernobyl’s new hot spot, Toothphone.net, Reality Winner. . . ain’t, James Comey says, Scooter Gennett, Thad Mata, Stanley Cup finals, NBA finals, did Kevin Durant pass LeBron James, and our top 5 guilty pleasure songs.
Our friends at BREWFONTAINE paired the GISPERT INTENSO with some TOXIC BREW GEM CITY AMBER ALE. A nice clean finish to wash away the heavy smoke. I needed it, too. My beard let me down. I was so sick that my metaphors were replaced with snot. Anyhoo…
RIP Greg Allman, Wonder Woman, AI defeating the humans, Pastafarianism, Kathy Griffin, Trumps pulls out of the Paris Accords, the Bryce Harper and Hunter Strickland slap fight, LSU, Tiger’s DUI, NHL playoffs, NBA playoffs, NFL stuff, and our top 5 summer blockbusters that turned out to be flops.
While The Beilski was in Vegas, Dereck Brown took a shot at the mic. Since he’s a lightweight, he smoked the PERLA DEL MAR PERLA G. I had the RECLUSE AMADEUS HABANO RESERVE paired with WARPED WING’S JOLLY TAR. Go get some. kids!
RIP Sir Roger Moore, Top Gun 2, waltzing robots, drug smuggling pigeons, meanwhile in Key West, Utah trying to jail online bullies, Montana congressional race goes full WWE, Trump’s trip, Uzcategui vs Dirrill, Stanley Cup finals, playoff beard origins, NBA finals, and our top 5 summer movies.
RIP Chris Cornell and Powers Boothe, the male romper, the WannaCry hack, Key West, a new head of the FBI, ESPN breaks up the Mikes, Stipe Miocic KO’s Junior Dos Santos, NHL and NBA playoffs, and our top 5 little people of history.
RIP Big Black, possible M-16 replacement, shark humping, meanwhile in Key West, France surrenders, Trump fired Comey, Dana White sets a deadline, NHL playoffs, NBA playoffs, Matt Harvey, Josh Gordon, and our top 5 movies from the 90’s.